It Begs The Question

Why am I blogging again?

Maybe because I am listening to that track 'Losing My Religion' - a song I used to listen to quite a bit while posting ignorant, despicable garbage on this forum.

Could it be that I feel the urge to type away (or should I say touch away) at this inexplicable thing which is more inexplicably called a tablet.

Maybe it's because I feel frustrated with various things (which sadly are quite mundane) and need a vent for my pent-up anger.

Or is it that I am under the illusion of being an awesome writer whose ramblings are most eagerly awaited by a sizeable bunch of die-hard loyalists.

What if there is actually a small part of me which finds it dispiriting to be spending a late Saturday night doing nothing 'fun' (whatever that is supposed to mean).

Or maybe, just maybe, I haven't had the opportunity to talk about myself these days and find this blog a convenient place to obsess about Mr Bhupatiraju.

Actually it could be that an year and a half of absence from this space has made me miss making a mockery of men, mentalities, meaningless things and myself.

Maybe because I got thrashed by Real Madrid with Bayern Munich (in FIFA 2012 on my X-Box) by a margin of 4 goals or more in the last 3 games and I needed a distraction to get my mind off the humiliation.

Is it possible that I am enamoured by those corny Royal Stag ads on TV which prod one to ask oneself one's 'kareeb savaal', mine being 'Why am I blogging again'?

Or maybe it is just because I want to feel normal again.

Before I go on, I believe I should re-introduce myself for the sake of courtesy.

'I am still self-centered, egoistic, cynical and highly prejudiced. I have a bad attitude and I like to think that that is cool.'

Anyway, whatever.