of pictures, WORDS and a truckload of bull 'you know what'

Some schmuck had said sometime that 'A picture speaks a 1000 words'. What shit! And bigger schmucks quote this lame line. I was wondering about the truth behind this statement. I am absolutely convinced that I would be able to tell much more about anything in a 1000 words than a picture could ever convey.  

Not that I love words or anything but I always had an affinity for the weaker 'player'. A picture has many inherent advantages over words but words aren't totally useless either. Words when spoken well can create an effect that a picture can't. A simple 'f**k o*f'' is much more effective than a show of the middle finger. In case you stopped to think about this and tend to disagree with me over that, I can only say that you need to improve your swearing. 

In case you are wondering as to why I am talking about pictures and words and lame stuff like that, let me give you the reason.  It is same as the reason as to why 2+3 is equal to 5 (You need to have an IQ greater than 275 to understand my impeccable 'why 2+3 is equal to 5' theory. So, don't be too hard on yourselves).

I am going to make words 'sexier' than pictures if that's the last thing I do. Ok, that seems a little far-fetched even for me. I shall prove that a picture speaks lesser than a 1000 words. 957 or 981 but lesser than 1000.

Let me give you 2 simple words and I challenge you to give me a picture that beats these words. 

'tA dA'

Anyway, whatever.

Tushar, my flatmate has cleaned up his room. The 'GHETTO' doesn't feel like one anymore. I am mentioning this because he promised me a sum of 359 pounds if I did so.