Sunday, 10 May 2009

!@#$%^&*()

I haven't posted for the past couple of weeks since I intended to play on the 'absence makes the heart grow fonder' syndrome (made up that shit). I am sure all of you have been having sleepless nights, wondering as to why I have not been posting for so long now. Its ok. You can talk about your traumatic experiences in the comments to this post.

I haven't got the slightest clue about what to write in this post. That's the case with all my earlier posts as well. I suppose it is the story of my life. Am I admitting weakness? I will be one of those 
irritatingly, optimistic (read phony) pansies here and say that I like to live life as it comes. I am a happy-go-lucky person. Heheheh. I crack myself up.

Anyway, I think there needs to be some direction to this stupid blog of mine. I just can't keep writing mindless, random garbage all the time. So, if any of you is hopeless enough to suggest something, go wild. I will hate you for the rest of my life if you recommend writing about places or trips or MBA or any other lousy stuff like that. Although there is a good chance that I might talk about my trip to Italy in my next post. Before you come to any judgement about me, listen me out. Or should I say, read me out. 'Read me out'? What the fuck is 'read me out' supposed to mean? I have no clue, but I suppose you get the idea. 

I would only write about my love, Juventus FC and their game against Atalanta. Not my minute by minute recordings of the entire trip. Wait a minute. People write about places and hobbies and their lame lives. They probably do so because they are passionate about it. Just as I am passionate about football and plan to write about it in my next post. Does this stink of hypocrisy?And what makes ME different from them?  

For one, football is not gay unlike most other things. And secondly, the post would only be for a couple of friends who are ardent Juventus fans as well and would actually be interested. And thirdly this is a one-off thing. 

Why the fuck am I justifying myself? Isn't this my blog and can't I write any trash that takes my fancy? I guess so, but then I wouldn't want to come across as a phony. To quote my idol Eric Cartman (and slightly modify it for appropriateness): "I hate phonies. I wanna kick em in the nuts."

Why is this post titled, '!@#$%^&*()'? Good question!


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